Top Ten Signs Your Business is Going to Fail

10. There’s someone at your desk selling extended warranties over the phone.

9. Congress is talking about making your salary illegal.

8. Your boss is calling you collect. From prison.

7. Advertising your products is now discussed in terms of “tweets.”

6. The Chinese are now outsourcing the manufacture of your product … to you.

5. Your manager just drinks all day under his desk.

4. The bathrooms stop being cleaned.

3. A real estate agent is showing your office.

2. You manufacture small, mylar personal blimps.

1. You and your colleagues earn decent, middle-class salaries.

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