Wanted: Gatekeeper — adult babysitter, if you will. Executive caretaker required for successful, high-functioning middle manager. Hours are 8pm to bedtime (12:30-1 AM). Here’s how it works: You’d come over, do some cooking and cleaning, iron an outfit for the next day, pack my lunch. Do NOT let me leave the house under any circumstances. You’ll answer the phone and make sure I do not receive phone calls from anyone who sounds drunk or really happy. Nor shall I become drunk during your shift. Or leave the house. That’s your job. Your shift concludes upon tucking me into and making sure I am asleep. MAKE SURE I AM ASLEEP. Then you can go. Mondays-Thursdays. EOE.
Inquiries are confidential. Reply to OldandDeadCo@gmail.com
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