Category Archives: GUM Personals

Looking for that special someone? Try the GUM! If you meet your loved one here, we’ll pay for the wedding.

by | May 14, 2009

The Gum Personals: Man Seeking Woman

A few words to describe myself: four, attractive, unemployed. Will you please take me out for ice cream baby? I need ice cream and I need sleep.

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by | May 14, 2009

The Gum Personals: Woman Seeking Baby

Hello World. A few words to describe myself: available, soft, full of milk. Looking for a sperm donor or free spirit to make my baby. If you’re my special man call me ASAP.

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