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Who’s the Real Newt Here?

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Wanna Buy a Used Car?

What Sarah Palin says is not news. The last losing vice-presidential candidate of a major party in a presidential election, John Edwards, began campaigning for the 2008 Democratic nomination almost immediately after the loss in 2004, and receives more mentions … Continue reading

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GUMpics: Gum LOLZ

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Unemployment Diarist’s Life Is Now Better Than Yours

It’s been eight months. Eight long, tedious months of watching everyone else’s life go on as you wait in your holding pattern – waiting for a job, a boyfriend, something or anything to get you out of the funk you’ve … Continue reading

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Bruno Reveals Yokelphobia

When I first heard that Sacha Baron Cohen has filmed the climactic scene (a UFC match that turns sexy) of his summer movie Bruno in Fort Smith, I felt a rush of weird excitement. Arkansas is my native land, and … Continue reading

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Help Wanted: Adult Babysitter

Wanted: Gatekeeper — adult babysitter, if you will. Executive caretaker required for successful, high-functioning middle manager. Hours are 8pm to bedtime (12:30-1 AM). Here’s how it works: You’d come over, do some cooking and cleaning, iron an outfit for the … Continue reading

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The Gum Photographs Bottle Beach

In a remote section of New York called Dead Horse Bay, the contents of a closed landfill are being revealed bit by bit through the process of erosion along the coastline. Thousands of bottles, old shoes and other items discarded … Continue reading

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Top Ten Signs Your Business is Going to Fail

10. There’s someone at your desk selling extended warranties over the phone. 9. Congress is talking about making your salary illegal. 8. Your boss is calling you collect. From prison. 7. Advertising your products is now discussed in terms of … Continue reading

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DRUNK FOODZ!!! Today: The Foreman Test Kitchen

In this episode of the Drinker’s Table, Drunk Foodz Edition, we explore highly convenient foods cooked on the countertop grill. These are kind of foods that seemingly make themselves in your kitchen late at night, after the drinking is done. … Continue reading

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It’s Democracy When I Say So

Laughably, The Wall Street Journal‘s Mary Anastasia O’Grady would have you believe Honduras’ widely condemned military coup was all about protecting democracy. Silly Mary. But, hey, it’s not like her brand of fascist-friendly insanity doesn’t garner fans. We raided her … Continue reading

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