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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Help Wanted: Adult Babysitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wanted: Gatekeeper &#8212; adult babysitter, if you will. Executive caretaker required for successful, high-functioning middle manager. Hours are 8pm to bedtime (12:30-1 AM). Here&#8217;s how it works: You&#8217;d come over, do some cooking and cleaning, iron an outfit for the &#8230; <a href="http://gummag.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/wanted-adult-babysitter/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gummag.wordpress.com&#038;blog=7037692&#038;post=646&#038;subd=gummag&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. There&#8217;s someone at your desk selling extended warranties over the phone. 9. Congress is talking about making your salary illegal. 8. Your boss is calling you collect. From prison. 7. Advertising your products is now discussed in terms of &#8230; <a href="http://gummag.wordpress.com/2009/10/15/top-ten-signs-your-business-is-going-to-fail/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gummag.wordpress.com&#038;blog=7037692&#038;post=617&#038;subd=gummag&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this episode of the Drinker&#8217;s Table, Drunk Foodz Edition, we explore highly convenient foods cooked on the countertop grill. These are kind of foods that seemingly make themselves in your kitchen late at night, after the drinking is done. &#8230; <a href="http://gummag.wordpress.com/2009/07/21/the-drinkers-table/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gummag.wordpress.com&#038;blog=7037692&#038;post=605&#038;subd=gummag&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laughably, The Wall Street Journal&#8216;s Mary Anastasia O&#8217;Grady would have you believe Honduras&#8217; widely condemned military coup was all about protecting democracy. Silly Mary. But, hey, it&#8217;s not like her brand of fascist-friendly insanity doesn&#8217;t garner fans. We raided her &#8230; <a href="http://gummag.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/586/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=gummag.wordpress.com&#038;blog=7037692&#038;post=586&#038;subd=gummag&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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